{"product_id":"chop-the-crocodile-sturdy-card-copmanion","title":"Chop the Crocodile | Sturdy Card Companion","description":"\u003cp\u003eChop crunches down on spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — your bank card has probably taken a few hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBought something you didn't need?\u003cbr\u003eCrunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePaid full price when you could have waited for a sale?\u003cbr\u003eCrunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTold yourself you'd stop spending for a while and immediately bought something anyway?\u003cbr\u003eThat's a proper crunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePutting your card in Chop?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow that's a decision we can get behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Chop the Crocodile | Sturdy Card Companion — a sturdy little 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card covered and tucked away when you're not using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the Chop insignia, because this bloke has one very simple approach to money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee something you like?\u003cbr\u003eCrunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink about it?\u003cbr\u003eToo late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's already been crunched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo electronics.\u003cbr\u003eNo batteries.\u003cbr\u003eNo app.\u003cbr\u003eNo bloody nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust slide your card in and carry on making questionable financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card's in good company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChop keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a simple idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card spends most of its life sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your wallet, so it may as well have a proper little home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd let's face it — if you're going to spend money on something, it might as well be something that makes you laugh every time you pull your card out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Chop the Crocodile is 3D printed by Layer Shed in small batches, so you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits the cards you already carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to fit standard-sized cards, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Bank cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Credit and debit cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Most ID cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Other standard-sized cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it fits the standard card format, Chop should be right at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall sleeve. Big bite. Questionable spending habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Designed for standard-sized cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Sturdy and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs\u003cbr\u003e✓ Reusable\u003cbr\u003e✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed\u003cbr\u003e✓ Features the Chop the Crocodile insignia\u003cbr\u003e✓ Made in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut your card in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet Chop crunch down on the spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt least something's getting a grip on your finances.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Layer Shed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55175313981769,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/1241\/8377\/files\/Chop_the_croc_infographic_3D_printed_bank_id_and_pass_card_The_Layer_Shed.png?v=1789560216","url":"https:\/\/thelayershed.com\/products\/chop-the-crocodile-sturdy-card-copmanion","provider":"The Layer Shed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}