{"product_id":"coco-the-cockatoo-card-sleeve","title":"Coco the Cockatoo | Card Sleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003eSquawking at your next buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — your bank card has probably heard some questionable ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I deserve it.\"\u003cbr\u003eSquawk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"It's on sale.\"\u003cbr\u003eSquawk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I'll probably use it.\"\u003cbr\u003eSquawk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I've wanted one for ages.\"\u003cbr\u003eYeah, alright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoco has heard every excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Coco the Cockatoo | Card Sleeve — a sturdy little 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card covered and tucked away when you're not using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Coco's 100% Aussie Spend Squawker insignia, because apparently someone needs to make some noise about your spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's not here to stop you buying things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's a cockatoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's here to squawk about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo electronics.\u003cbr\u003eNo batteries.\u003cbr\u003eNo app.\u003cbr\u003eNo bloody nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust slide your card in and carry on making questionable financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoco keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a simple idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card spends most of its life sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your wallet, so it may as well have its own little hidey-hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd let's face it — if you're going to carry your card everywhere, it might as well have a cockatoo loudly questioning your next purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Coco the Cockatoo is 3D printed by Layer Shed in small batches, so you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits the cards you already carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to fit standard-sized cards, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Bank cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Credit and debit cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Most ID cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Other standard-sized cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it fits the standard card format, Coco should be right at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall sleeve. Loud bird. Questionable spending supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Designed for standard-sized cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Sturdy and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs\u003cbr\u003e✓ Reusable\u003cbr\u003e✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed\u003cbr\u003e✓ Features the Coco the Cockatoo insignia\u003cbr\u003e✓ Made in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut your card in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrace yourself for the squawk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoco's already got an opinion about your next purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's probably right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Layer Shed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330441199945,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/1241\/8377\/files\/Coco_the_Cockatoo_3D_Printed_Card_Sleeve_Layer_Shed_Infographic.png?v=1789295575","url":"https:\/\/thelayershed.com\/products\/coco-the-cockatoo-card-sleeve","provider":"The Layer Shed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}