{"product_id":"elly-the-emu-sturdy-card-companion","title":"Elly the Emu | Card Sleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003eStop making bird brain buys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — we've all made a few.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBought something because it was on sale?\u003cbr\u003eBird brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrdered something at midnight because it seemed like a good idea at the time?\u003cbr\u003eBird brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpent money you were supposed to be saving?\u003cbr\u003eThat's some premium bird brain behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElly has seen enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Elly the Emu | Sturdy Card Companion — a sturdy little 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card covered and tucked away when you're not using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Elly's 100% Aussie Bird Brain insignia, because sometimes the best way to stop yourself spending money is to put the bloody card away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's not here to judge your financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's just here to make sure you have fewer opportunities to make them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo electronics.\u003cbr\u003eNo batteries.\u003cbr\u003eNo app.\u003cbr\u003eNo bloody nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust slide your card in and let Elly do her bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card's safe.\u003cbr\u003eYour wallet's happy.\u003cbr\u003eYour bank account can finally have a quiet afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElly keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a simple idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card spends most of its life sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your wallet, so it may as well have its own little hidey-hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd if Elly can stop even one unnecessary purchase, she's done her job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough knowing us, we'll probably buy something else instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Elly the Emu is 3D printed by Layer Shed in small batches, so you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits the cards you already carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to fit standard-sized cards, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Bank cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Credit and debit cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Most ID cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Other standard-sized cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it fits the standard card format, Elly should be right at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall sleeve. Useful job. Questionable bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Designed for standard-sized cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Sturdy and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs\u003cbr\u003e✓ Reusable\u003cbr\u003e✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed\u003cbr\u003e✓ Features the Elly the Emu insignia\u003cbr\u003e✓ Made in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut your card in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop making bird brain buys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElly's got your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Layer Shed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55175380730185,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/1241\/8377\/files\/Elly_the_Emu_3D_printed_bank_card_id_card_pass_card_sleeve_The_Layer_Shed.png?v=1789556500","url":"https:\/\/thelayershed.com\/products\/elly-the-emu-sturdy-card-companion","provider":"The Layer Shed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}