{"product_id":"kris-the-kookaburra-sturdy-card-companion","title":"Kris the Kookaburra | Sturdy Card Companion","description":"\u003cp\u003eStop cooking your accounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — your finances probably don't need any more creative accounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuying something you definitely couldn't afford?\u003cbr\u003eCreative accounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMoving money between accounts until the numbers look less concerning?\u003cbr\u003eCreative accounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChecking your bank balance and immediately deciding you don't need to look at it again?\u003cbr\u003eThat's not accounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKris has seen enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Kris the Kookaburra | Sturdy Card Companion — a sturdy little 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card covered and tucked away when you're not using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Kris and his 100% Aussie Cooked Auditor credentials, because apparently someone has to keep an eye on your spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's not a qualified accountant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's a kookaburra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut he's still probably making better financial decisions than you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo electronics.\u003cbr\u003eNo batteries.\u003cbr\u003eNo app.\u003cbr\u003eNo bloody nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust slide your card in and carry on pretending that last purchase was completely necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKris keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a simple idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour card spends most of its life sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your wallet, so it may as well have its own little hidey-hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd if putting your card away stops you from making one more unnecessary purchase, Kris has technically done his job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether your bank account agrees is another matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Kris the Kookaburra is 3D printed by Layer Shed in small batches, so you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits the cards you already carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to fit standard-sized cards, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Bank cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Credit and debit cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Most ID cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Other standard-sized cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it fits the standard card format, Kris should be right at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall sleeve. Cooked auditor. Surprisingly useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Designed for standard-sized cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Sturdy and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs\u003cbr\u003e✓ Reusable\u003cbr\u003e✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed\u003cbr\u003e✓ Features the Kris the Kookaburra insignia\u003cbr\u003e✓ Made in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut your card in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop cooking your accounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKris is watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's probably laughing at your spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair enough.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Layer Shed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55175408025929,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/1241\/8377\/files\/Kris_the_Kookaburra_3D_Printed_Card_Sleeve_Infographic_Layer_Shed.png?v=1789299472","url":"https:\/\/thelayershed.com\/products\/kris-the-kookaburra-sturdy-card-companion","provider":"The Layer Shed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}