{"product_id":"official-nongaroo-sturdy-card-companion","title":"Official Nongaroo | Sturdy Card Companion","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpend like a Nong. Carry like a legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — some of us are just better at spending money than saving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat thing you definitely didn't need? Bought it.\u003cbr\u003eAnother round? Of course.\u003cbr\u003e\"Just having a look\"? Somehow you've spent $80.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt least your card can travel in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Official Nongaroo | Sturdy Card Companion — a slim, sturdy 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card tucked away and protected when you're not using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the Official Nongaroo design, because every professional Nong deserves the proper equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo electronics.\u003cbr\u003eNo batteries.\u003cbr\u003eNo app.\u003cbr\u003eNo bloody nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust slide your card in and carry on making questionable financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Nong who spends too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNongaroo keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's not here to judge your spending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's probably guilty of it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because every Nongaroo is 3D printed by Layer Shed, you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits the cards you already carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for standard-sized cards, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Bank cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Credit and debit cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Most ID cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Other standard-sized cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it fits the standard card format, Nongaroo should be right at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall sleeve. Big Nong energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Designed for standard-sized cards\u003cbr\u003e✓ Sturdy and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs\u003cbr\u003e✓ Reusable\u003cbr\u003e✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed\u003cbr\u003e✓ Features the Official Nongaroo design\u003cbr\u003e✓ Made in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut your card in. Spend responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not your financial advisor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Layer Shed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55137342685513,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/1241\/8377\/files\/Nongarooprod.png?v=1787685882","url":"https:\/\/thelayershed.com\/products\/official-nongaroo-sturdy-card-companion","provider":"The Layer Shed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}