Kris the Kookaburra | Sturdy Card Companion

Stop cooking your accounts.

Let's be honest — your finances probably don't need any more creative accounting.

Buying something you definitely couldn't afford?
Creative accounting.

Moving money between accounts until the numbers look less concerning?
Creative accounting.

Checking your bank balance and immediately deciding you don't need to look at it again?
That's not accounting.

That's denial.

Kris has seen enough.

Meet Kris the Kookaburra | Sturdy Card Companion — a sturdy little 3D-printed sleeve designed to keep your card covered and tucked away when you're not using it.

Featuring Kris and his 100% Aussie Cooked Auditor credentials, because apparently someone has to keep an eye on your spending.

He's not a qualified accountant.

He's a kookaburra.

But he's still probably making better financial decisions than you.

No electronics.
No batteries.
No app.
No bloody nonsense.

Just slide your card in and carry on pretending that last purchase was completely necessary.

Kris keeps your card tucked away and helps protect it from the everyday scratches and scuffs cards pick up in pockets, bags and wallets.

It's a simple idea.

Your card spends most of its life sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your wallet, so it may as well have its own little hidey-hole.

And if putting your card away stops you from making one more unnecessary purchase, Kris has technically done his job.

Whether your bank account agrees is another matter.

Every Kris the Kookaburra is 3D printed by Layer Shed in small batches, so you're getting a proper little piece of the Shed rather than another mass-produced bit of plastic.

Fits the cards you already carry.

Designed to fit standard-sized cards, including:

✓ Bank cards
✓ Credit and debit cards
✓ Most ID cards
✓ Other standard-sized cards

If it fits the standard card format, Kris should be right at home.

Small sleeve. Cooked auditor. Surprisingly useful.

✓ Designed for standard-sized cards
✓ Sturdy and lightweight
✓ Helps protect cards from everyday scratches and scuffs
✓ Reusable
✓ 3D printed by Layer Shed
✓ Features the Kris the Kookaburra insignia
✓ Made in small batches

Put your card in.

Stop cooking your accounts.

Kris is watching.

He's probably laughing at your spending.

Fair enough.